Hormones/Happy Birthday Mogg

I've been reading a blog written by this hilarious woman with a baby and a husband. I found a post she wrote recently about hormones, which made me lolz everywhere and also got me thinking about how it can possibly be that nature has produced two sexes with such incredibly different degrees of internal complications. The hormones, of course, are an obvious example. Women are forced to ride a monthly emotional roller-coaster (log-ride) that, instead of culminating in a really fun decent into a pool of water where you get your photo taken and then can buy it as a mini key chain for $10, ends with 5-7 days of vaginal bleeding. What in the hell. Our ultimate reward for all this is being the ones who have to carry the babies and squish them out of our tiny but very elastic vaginas. I guess in the end, the babies love us more, and we should be thankful for that, but it does seem OUTRAGEOUS that we suffer all this and men, nothing.

OMG so complicated

What's more, do you know how often women experience problems with their junk? Like, all the time. Because we have innies, we are remarkably susceptible to any little infection or bacteria that wants to live in a nice, warm, dark hole and as a result, there is a huge section in the shoppers drug mart for yeast infection treatments. I have been doing an informal poll of the men I encounter, asking them how often they have dickissues, and most say: No, I have never had a problem with my dick. I have never had an itchy dick, or had weird stuff come out of it.  I have never had an infection of the urethra.

What? Really? NEVER HAD AN ITCHY DICK?? How is that fair?

If there were no God, then all these annoying affiliations should be distributed 50/50 between men and women, but they are not. Clearly, things are askew. Am I missing something? What shitty things do men have to deal with that women are free from? Please tell me what I am missing, because I am starting to consider that there must be some spiteful, male God to answer for vaginal yeast infections. Is my yeast infection the best proof of God's existence? WOW.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOGG