|OMG so complicated|
What's more, do you know how often women experience problems with their junk? Like, all the time. Because we have innies, we are remarkably susceptible to any little infection or bacteria that wants to live in a nice, warm, dark hole and as a result, there is a huge section in the shoppers drug mart for yeast infection treatments. I have been doing an informal poll of the men I encounter, asking them how often they have dickissues, and most say: No, I have never had a problem with my dick. I have never had an itchy dick, or had weird stuff come out of it. I have never had an infection of the urethra.
What? Really? NEVER HAD AN ITCHY DICK?? How is that fair?
If there were no God, then all these annoying affiliations should be distributed 50/50 between men and women, but they are not. Clearly, things are askew. Am I missing something? What shitty things do men have to deal with that women are free from? Please tell me what I am missing, because I am starting to consider that there must be some spiteful, male God to answer for vaginal yeast infections. Is my yeast infection the best proof of God's existence? WOW.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOGG